It’s very trendy in 2012 to know where your food comes from. Gourmet guzzlers the western world over love seeing a stamp of ‘GMO free’, organic or a note of reassurance that this calf was allowed to roam free with its entire extended family and dance the Zorba across lush green paddocks until its peaceful slaughter with a heart shaped stun gun.
But I don’t believe what I read. Certainly not on supermarket shelves or the labels of mass produced items packaged in countries with poor animal (and human) rights standards.
Recently a photograph appeared on the internet with the slogan ‘This is what passes as Free Range’. The image was of chooks roaming ‘freely’ around what appeared to be some kind of building dump site, covered in rubbish.
Nobody said 'free range' meant 'great location'. So what right do we have to complain? Have we truly been misled? Or are we just stupid consumers who still havent figured out the way marketing works.
As a rule of thumb, it's a good idea to take large scale food producers ‘proclamations’ with a grain of salt.
Closer examination is always required.
A moraltarian once told me she was only willing to eat animals that she had the chutzpah to kill with her own hands. To this ends, and not fancying her chances of being able to look a cow in the face and kill it, she is a pescetarian.
I’ve often wondered if most meat eaters, if challenged to confront the source of their carnivorous diets, would be able to swallow (sorry) the tough reality.
In 5th Grade we had a ‘shochet’ (one who performs jewish ritual slaughter of animals) demonstrate some of the process with a chicken in our school. (In hindsight this seems a poor choice for curriculum content for 11 year olds and for the life of me cant fathom how there was no protest from parents.) The result of this was a classroom of sworn traumatised vegetarians, who could not look at a roast chicken for months to follow. But the effects of the trauma were short lived and eventually most of us found out way back to the crispy skinned, garlic infused juicy goodness of a Friday night roast.
I had stared an ex-chook in the face, observed its inner anatomy and escaped relatively unscathed, despite the brief intermission. It was gross and the thought of it is not a pretty one. But I’m still sitting happily at the top of the food chain.
And I had the opportunity afew winters ago to find out just how comfortably. A group of us were visiting friends up at Dadswell’s Bridge near Horsham and a goat farmer from nearby got chatting with my friend Harry, a butcher by trade. Before the women folk could even begin to gasp in shock, the men folk had already arranged to head out in the morning to kill a goat. Harry’s wife was mortified ‘How can you go out and kill a goat? What are you? a murderer? You’re not going!’ The rest of us felt a little foolish attempting to point out the more than obvious irony that Harry cut up murdered animals for a living – something she’d never protested.
The next morning we awoke to the boys returning with something large and suspiciously ‘goat-shaped’ under a series of garbage bags. We opted to stay in the relative warmth of the tin shed around the fire and continue our conversation. But after afew minutes of hearing the boys heaving, ho-ing and the occasional ‘thud’, I decided it would be far more interesting outside in the cold where I’d just heard Harry yell for some rope. I put down my knitting (yes, I was knitting, and despite the ending of the story, I will never live down the fact that while my friends were throwing back beers and bourbon like bogans, I sat like a Nana drinking my tea and knitting), and ventured outside in time to see the boys hanging up the goat carcass on the veranda of one of the other sheds. The truth was, without a head, to me it was just a carcass, not a goat. And without its skin, it was just meat.
While the boys washed the carcass, Harry’s wife appeared in hysterics ‘I told you not to go killing goats, I married a murderer, oh my god I am the wife of a murderer!!’ Harry tried to calm her down, ‘Listen to me, I didn’t kill it, I am just cutting it up, like I do every day of my life’. When that didn’t work he tried reminding her ‘Where do you think the lamb we had for dinner last week came from? Someone had to kill it!’ She replied ‘Yeah but I bought it in a shop and didn’t have to kill it! It’s just different ok!!’ For me this was the clincher. Although I knew she was genuinely, frighteningly upset, the hypocrisy was irrefutable.
She was inconsolable and was unable to look at the goat carcass, enter the kitchen the next day while it was being cut up and refused to come to the table to enjoy what was the most beautiful, tender and aromatic Indian Goat Curry ever created in the history of ever.
Throughout the meal, the trip and the 3 hour car ride home she cried, actually cried tears, that it was just a goat - An innocent little goat only a year old, who had barely began to live and all of us vile individuals had been accomplices to the little guy’s untimely demise.
(I would like to point out at this juncture, that a year would be considered quite old. In the beef industry Beef Cattle are slaughtered at 12 months old and Veal at 6 months. For a creature that lives 20 years, this seems marginal and is one of the reasons I don’t have a problem with Veal. –except Bobby Veal which are young male calves only afew days old taken from their mothers, treated horridly in poor and crowded conditions and slaughtered. This seems cruel and unusual.)
She was angry at her husband for weeks and we are all still forbidden from mentioning the ‘incident’.
Harry's wife still eats lamb every week. Bought from a shop. She has no idea who kills it and what quality of life it had in its final days.
The bit that I find intriguing is the thoughtlessness with which we all (and I include myself) purchase meat from retail outlets. Would you have had the courage to kill it? If so would you be able to eat afterwards? If, like me, you had only seen the carcass, could you still eat it? I now know I can. But must admit that I feel I cheated in not having been present at the killing or having killed it myself and wonder if I would feel differently had I been.
But what I have discovered is the tremendous importance of valuing every part of animal. Make hide into leather, intestines into sausage casings, bones to make stocks, fat into rendered mulitpurpose ‘shmaltz’, fatty cuts for salami, lean cuts for Bresaola and of course the long slow roasting of the tougher cuts.
Mass produced meat is expensive because we only buy one small piece at a time. The goat in my story cost $40. Not a cent more. Had it have been sold in the commercial market half of it would have been discarded (I am crying with the vegetarians now!) and the other half would have been purchased in pieces for a total of about $250 – and farmers still get about 1/10th of that.
I am definitely a foodie of the school of Hugh Fearnley – Whittingstall. Read his books or watch an episode of ‘River Cottage’ and you’ll observe a cook and human being obsessively respecting and marvelling at his beautiful native Dorset and preserving the delicate balance between plant and animal, fresh flavours and sustainability.
To my way of thinking a full awareness and practice of a ‘sustainable & humane paddock to plate’ process and full ‘nose to tail’ use of the animal are the only justifiable conditions under which humans can possible justify munching at the top of the food chain.
So my new year's resolution (ok granted, one of many) – to keep this as a food mantra in everything I buy, prepare, sell, teach and eat.
It can be tough, supermarkets are so so cheap (and therefore irresistible) and organic/health food stores so ridiculously expensive, but there are things you can do in your home today to change the way you use our agricultural food chain. The good news is it will benefit your bank account, your body and our whole planet.
It can be done and the change starts right now.
…check out the first murmurings of Made with Luv's 'Foodskills' for making just about ANYTHING FROM SCRATCH and check out USING WHAT YOU HAVE.
In the meantime, if you want to know how to make something without a supermarket... just ask! It's all possible!
But I don’t believe what I read. Certainly not on supermarket shelves or the labels of mass produced items packaged in countries with poor animal (and human) rights standards.
Recently a photograph appeared on the internet with the slogan ‘This is what passes as Free Range’. The image was of chooks roaming ‘freely’ around what appeared to be some kind of building dump site, covered in rubbish.
Nobody said 'free range' meant 'great location'. So what right do we have to complain? Have we truly been misled? Or are we just stupid consumers who still havent figured out the way marketing works.
As a rule of thumb, it's a good idea to take large scale food producers ‘proclamations’ with a grain of salt.
Closer examination is always required.
A moraltarian once told me she was only willing to eat animals that she had the chutzpah to kill with her own hands. To this ends, and not fancying her chances of being able to look a cow in the face and kill it, she is a pescetarian.
I’ve often wondered if most meat eaters, if challenged to confront the source of their carnivorous diets, would be able to swallow (sorry) the tough reality.
In 5th Grade we had a ‘shochet’ (one who performs jewish ritual slaughter of animals) demonstrate some of the process with a chicken in our school. (In hindsight this seems a poor choice for curriculum content for 11 year olds and for the life of me cant fathom how there was no protest from parents.) The result of this was a classroom of sworn traumatised vegetarians, who could not look at a roast chicken for months to follow. But the effects of the trauma were short lived and eventually most of us found out way back to the crispy skinned, garlic infused juicy goodness of a Friday night roast.
I had stared an ex-chook in the face, observed its inner anatomy and escaped relatively unscathed, despite the brief intermission. It was gross and the thought of it is not a pretty one. But I’m still sitting happily at the top of the food chain.
And I had the opportunity afew winters ago to find out just how comfortably. A group of us were visiting friends up at Dadswell’s Bridge near Horsham and a goat farmer from nearby got chatting with my friend Harry, a butcher by trade. Before the women folk could even begin to gasp in shock, the men folk had already arranged to head out in the morning to kill a goat. Harry’s wife was mortified ‘How can you go out and kill a goat? What are you? a murderer? You’re not going!’ The rest of us felt a little foolish attempting to point out the more than obvious irony that Harry cut up murdered animals for a living – something she’d never protested.
The next morning we awoke to the boys returning with something large and suspiciously ‘goat-shaped’ under a series of garbage bags. We opted to stay in the relative warmth of the tin shed around the fire and continue our conversation. But after afew minutes of hearing the boys heaving, ho-ing and the occasional ‘thud’, I decided it would be far more interesting outside in the cold where I’d just heard Harry yell for some rope. I put down my knitting (yes, I was knitting, and despite the ending of the story, I will never live down the fact that while my friends were throwing back beers and bourbon like bogans, I sat like a Nana drinking my tea and knitting), and ventured outside in time to see the boys hanging up the goat carcass on the veranda of one of the other sheds. The truth was, without a head, to me it was just a carcass, not a goat. And without its skin, it was just meat.
While the boys washed the carcass, Harry’s wife appeared in hysterics ‘I told you not to go killing goats, I married a murderer, oh my god I am the wife of a murderer!!’ Harry tried to calm her down, ‘Listen to me, I didn’t kill it, I am just cutting it up, like I do every day of my life’. When that didn’t work he tried reminding her ‘Where do you think the lamb we had for dinner last week came from? Someone had to kill it!’ She replied ‘Yeah but I bought it in a shop and didn’t have to kill it! It’s just different ok!!’ For me this was the clincher. Although I knew she was genuinely, frighteningly upset, the hypocrisy was irrefutable.
She was inconsolable and was unable to look at the goat carcass, enter the kitchen the next day while it was being cut up and refused to come to the table to enjoy what was the most beautiful, tender and aromatic Indian Goat Curry ever created in the history of ever.
Throughout the meal, the trip and the 3 hour car ride home she cried, actually cried tears, that it was just a goat - An innocent little goat only a year old, who had barely began to live and all of us vile individuals had been accomplices to the little guy’s untimely demise.
(I would like to point out at this juncture, that a year would be considered quite old. In the beef industry Beef Cattle are slaughtered at 12 months old and Veal at 6 months. For a creature that lives 20 years, this seems marginal and is one of the reasons I don’t have a problem with Veal. –except Bobby Veal which are young male calves only afew days old taken from their mothers, treated horridly in poor and crowded conditions and slaughtered. This seems cruel and unusual.)
She was angry at her husband for weeks and we are all still forbidden from mentioning the ‘incident’.
Harry's wife still eats lamb every week. Bought from a shop. She has no idea who kills it and what quality of life it had in its final days.
The bit that I find intriguing is the thoughtlessness with which we all (and I include myself) purchase meat from retail outlets. Would you have had the courage to kill it? If so would you be able to eat afterwards? If, like me, you had only seen the carcass, could you still eat it? I now know I can. But must admit that I feel I cheated in not having been present at the killing or having killed it myself and wonder if I would feel differently had I been.
But what I have discovered is the tremendous importance of valuing every part of animal. Make hide into leather, intestines into sausage casings, bones to make stocks, fat into rendered mulitpurpose ‘shmaltz’, fatty cuts for salami, lean cuts for Bresaola and of course the long slow roasting of the tougher cuts.
Mass produced meat is expensive because we only buy one small piece at a time. The goat in my story cost $40. Not a cent more. Had it have been sold in the commercial market half of it would have been discarded (I am crying with the vegetarians now!) and the other half would have been purchased in pieces for a total of about $250 – and farmers still get about 1/10th of that.
I am definitely a foodie of the school of Hugh Fearnley – Whittingstall. Read his books or watch an episode of ‘River Cottage’ and you’ll observe a cook and human being obsessively respecting and marvelling at his beautiful native Dorset and preserving the delicate balance between plant and animal, fresh flavours and sustainability.
To my way of thinking a full awareness and practice of a ‘sustainable & humane paddock to plate’ process and full ‘nose to tail’ use of the animal are the only justifiable conditions under which humans can possible justify munching at the top of the food chain.
So my new year's resolution (ok granted, one of many) – to keep this as a food mantra in everything I buy, prepare, sell, teach and eat.
It can be tough, supermarkets are so so cheap (and therefore irresistible) and organic/health food stores so ridiculously expensive, but there are things you can do in your home today to change the way you use our agricultural food chain. The good news is it will benefit your bank account, your body and our whole planet.
It can be done and the change starts right now.
…check out the first murmurings of Made with Luv's 'Foodskills' for making just about ANYTHING FROM SCRATCH and check out USING WHAT YOU HAVE.
In the meantime, if you want to know how to make something without a supermarket... just ask! It's all possible!